Bands' Household

AJ: I'm gonna use it to send awkward texts to Fawn while she's in the bathtub. Okay, thanks. -takes it off the counter- -runs upstairs- XD

Juliet: -looks at Aylx- She's so much like you. I love it.

Aylx: .. she better be careful. Fawn gets aroused quickly. XD

Korie: -laughs- Gross. She's a lot like her mom, huh? XD

~knock on the door~

Juliet: Who the fuck comes to this house at this time? Aylx, get the door. It might be a rapist. XD

Aylx: -opens the door- come at me bro. XD

Sara: -just starts laughing- I don't think that's an offer you want to give me.

Aylx: -screams- I paid my child support! -runs to his room- XD

Sara: -smirks- -leads Daniel inside- HAAAAAY Korie.

Juliet and Korie: -look at her- Benny!

Sara: -laughs- I haven't been called that since I married Aylx.

Juliet: Cara's gonna be so pissed to see you. XD

Sara: -shrugs- Fuck the bitch. She's a whore.

AJ: -comes back downstairs- -hands Aylx's phone to Korie- I scared Fawn. She thinks Dad's waiting outside the bathroom door to squeeze her in inappropriate places. XD

Aylx: SHE WOULD LIKE THAT! -in room-

Daniel:" -texting Izzy- XD

Sara: -looks at AJ- -looks at Korie- Who the fuck have you been banging, Korie? XD

Korie: -laughs- Oh yeah, I forgot you guys didn't know.. This is AJ.. She's mine and Aylx's daughter.

AJ: -coughs-

Korie: -groans- And a boss.

AJ: -thumbs up- That's what I thought. -goes to Aylx's room to attack him- XD

Aylx: -attacks her first- XD

AJ: JESUS! XD

Sara: -looks at Daniel- -hip bumps him- Stop texting my sister-in-law. It's creepy.

Daniel: but but... she be in crutches. XD

Aylx: -smirks- XD

Sara: -takes his phone- -shoves it down Juliet's shirt- Yeah, try and text her now. XD

Juliet: o_o I have been violated. By a Russian. And I kinda liked it. XD

AJ: -jumps on his back- Dad, carry me downstairs so I can tell Mom about my nudist boyfriend. XD

Aylx: okaaay. -walks down stairs-

Daniel: .... Izzy how did you break your leg? send...... My phone is also voice activated. XD

Juliet: -yelps- -jumps up- -lifts up her shirt so his phone falls to the ground-

Korie: Okay, thanks for showing us your cleavage Jules.

Juliet: It vibrated! XD

AJ: Thats what she said. Right Dad? XD

Sara: -takes a picture of Aylx and AJ- Yep. New phone background for sure.

AYlx: hear that, Daniel? I'm her screen saver... -blinks- DANIEL!

Daniel: AYLX! -jumps in his arms- XD

Sara: -laughs- You guys are idiots. XD

Fawn: -walks downstairs- -looks at Aylx- Don't scare me like that! XD

AJ: -starts laughing-

Garrett: Fawn. Shut up. XD

Taylor: -laughs-

Andrew: -looks up- -sees Daniel- -tackles him- DANANIMAL!

Cory: -runs down stairs- dog pile! -jumps on the-

Andrew,Aylx, Cory and Daniel: -wrestling- XD

Cara: -walks downstairs- -glares at Sara-

Sara: -laughs- Whatcha gonna do blondie? Eyeliner me to death?

Cara: -flips her off- I hate you. Go back to Russia and get assassinated like the rest of your family. -goes to the kitchen-

Korie: -takes a picture of Aylx, Andrew, Daniel, and Cory- -sends it to Brittany- XD

Cory: -stops- -looks at Sara- Hi russian. XD

Sara: Hey boo. XD

Cory: I'm still with my cara boo. XD

Sara: Are you still calling each other Caraboo and Coryboo?

Korie: -laughs- Caribou. XD

Cory: always. XD

Sara: You know what I call Daniel?

Juliet: Danny?

Sara: Nope, I call him my bitch. XD