Hart Household

Matt: -grins- now is your time to show me what cha got

Mari: Yeah? I was exaggerating about the crying, by the way.

Matt: -laughs- -pulls off her pants- I still want you to show me what you got

Mari: -wraps her arms around him- -kisses his neck-

~time~

Matt: -got her back home- -making her shower- XD

~time~

Mari: -sitting on the couch- -has her legs in Miranda's lap-

Miranda: -doing her nails-

Jaime: You too are so ghetto.

Mari: Were ghetto fabulous Jaime, get it right. XD

Maxine and Matt: -running around the house in night clothes- -sliding on the floor with their socks- -ball room dancing and singing their own dance music-

John: -doing the same with rose- -dips her-

Rose: -screams and giggles- XD

Jaime: -takes a picture- -texts it to all their kids- -recording it- XD

Matt: And for the finale -leans in to kiss maxine-

Josh: -does the same for rose-

Rose and Maxine: -dunk,crawls under their legs to each other- -hugs-

Josh and Matt: -had eyes closed- -kisses each other- -pulls back- ARGH! XD

Rose and Maxine: -laying on their stomach- -giggles- -high fives each other-

Mari: Can you guys do that again? It kinda turns me on. XD

Matt: enough for you to have sex with me in the next couple of minutes?

Maxine: matt, you know too much sex makes you paddy whacker smaller. -wags finger-

Matt: Is that why Jaime has the biggest paddy whacker? XD

Josh: -laughs- XD

Mari: Matt's done talking to you know because he has to go make me scream upstairs. -grabs Matt's arm- -drags him upstairs-

Miranda: Gross. Someone's actually attracted to him. XD

Matt: I didn't make you scream last time. D:< XD

Rose: They'll be together forever because Mari does anal which means Matt's gayness is cured by her.

Josh: -looks at Jaime- now you don't have to worry about Matt wanting to anally rape you. XD

Miranda: Mari will fuck anyone anyway.

Jaime: She did some guy to do her homework once while she was in college. XD

Josh: -looks at Maxine- sounds like a little girl, my sister, I know. I think it was in highschool... The year Jaime and them showed up! Someone was failing Algebra and stayed after school one day with Mr.Robinson...who happened to be the hottest and youngest teacher in the building. Now tell me how did your 32 in Algebra got to a 98 in less that two days. -smirks-

Maxine: ... WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MARI HERE, NOT ME. XD

Miranda: -shrugs- I'll admit to messing around with a guy or two to get As. XD

Maxine: I am a good girl. -pouts- XD

Rose: -laughs- Maxine, you're just as bad as me when it comes to sex and guys. You just don't let Jaime see it. You're a dirty british slut. XD

Josh: to jaime, she is the go make me a sandwich and cuddle girl. XD

Jaime: I keep my women under control, Josh. XD

Maxine: -looks at Jaime- You do not have me under "control". You simply can't handle me slutty. -hair flip- XD

Jaime: Maxine, can we go to the beach with Mason tomorrow? I haven't gotten to hang out with him in forever. XD

Maxine: we can go today! Mason is cool! XD

Jaime: -looks at Josh- -smirks- Controlled. XD

Maxine: -growls-

Josh: looks like you'll be sleeping on the couch and being glared at more evilly when you cheated on her about 20 times with the same two girls or get punched in the face or maybe she and mason have a secret relationship. XD

Mason: -walks inside- Who am I secretly dating now? XD

Josh: Maxine!

Maxine: -still glaring at Jaime- -doesn't even hear Mason- XD