Hart Household

Jaime: Jesus Christ, Maxine. Take a joke every once in awhile. If you need me, I won't be available. I'm gonna go not think about you for a bit. Okay, bye. -goes to the park-

Mason: ... -hugs Maxine-

Maxine: -growls- -hugs back- -mumbles the word jerk- -wipes eyes to stop from crying-

Mason: -smiles at her a little- C'mon. I'll sit here with you and we can eat gummy bears and watch movies. Okay?

Maxine: -shrugs- -sits on the couch- -pulls a blanket around herself- -wipes nose-

Mason: -gets some gummy bears- -comes back- -hands them to her-

Maxine: -goes and grabs Vodka- -pours it in a glass- -sits back down on the couch- -bites every last gummy bear head off and puts the bodies in the vodka- -drinks the vodka and eats the bodies- -mumble-

Mason: -holds her hand-

Maxine: -holds his hand- -hugs him- -starts crying-

Mason: -hugs back-

Maxine: -sniffs- -wipes face- -pours herself another glass- -drinks it- -sniffs again- you know, he's only happy when I'm fucking pregnant with another one of his damn kids! -takes another sip- then when their born he focuses on only them. -finishes the glass- and before that he was happy enough to leave me for Hayley or any other girl that came around because I'm just another fucking blonde girl to fuck with.

Mason: Maxine... that is not true. I know Jaime and I know he loves you.

Maxine: -shakes head- -pours another drink- he might love me but he would leave me if any of his ex lovers ever came back. If they would have stayed, I wouldn't be married right now.

Mason: That's not true Maxine, and you know it. It is was, why would Miranda, Mari, Olivia, Manny, and Kay all be happy with someone else and in contact with him? Hmm?

Maxine: he has to have some eye candy to look at. XD

Mason: -laughs- That's what I'm for. XD

Maxine: -laughs- well you are eye candy. Jaime is just confusing. Like I still don't know why he let me sleep with you when I went to the spa...and I still don't know why you were even at a spa. XD

Mason: PSSSSH. Gurl, I gotta be gettin' mah nails done regularly. XD

Maxine: -laughs- Oh mason. XD

Mason: -smiles-

Maxine: -eats a gummy bear- -lays head on his shoulder- if he does happen to cheat tonight out of anger, i'm going to bite his dick off so you might want to warn him. XD

Mason: He won't cheat on you. Trust me.

Maxine: Just saying and I've been in the mood for biting so he better not.

Mason: -laughs a little-

maxine: -bares fangs and play bites his shoulder-

Mason: Hey now. Don't bite meee.